Blanca Valbuena

The Unofficial Portuguese Map

We got a chuckle from this from our good friends at r/Portugal on Reddit. It’s 100% correct.

The Unofficial Portuguese Map

Infographic on Portugal

A few notes that jumped out at us:

  • Most of the Alentejo is a Desert which sadly is true.
  • Leira area is very prideful that they kicked the Spanish king ass and sent him back to Madrid
  • Hot Foreigners in Algarve … umm no more like half-naked Brits who drink a lot
  • Porto is home of the northern master race of… Wine Makers
  • Aveiro is Venice. Don’t come, tourists, you’ll ruin it like you did Venice
  • We have Jews here (thank gosh. the New Yorker in me misses them) but only in pockets …” something… something” Inquisition.
  • Cristiano Ronaldo owns Maderia and the hearts of Portugal. Say his name in vain and prepare to be punched.
  • Want free land go to the north. Free whole towns but no running anything (water, electric, internet, people)
  • And yes in the north people listen to Spanish radio and TV. Honestly northern Galican Portuguese sounds like Galician Spanish. Half the food is the same and I would have an issue picking them out of a crowd.
  • To Portuguese, Galicia = Good Brother, Rest of Spain = Evil Brother, England = Rich (occasional houseguest) Uncle, France = Wealthy/Snobbish Uncle, USA = Cool Cousin, Germany = Germaphobe third-cousin, Chinese = Rich visitor never says hi, Japan = Nice visitor always says hi but very quiet

 

2 thoughts on “The Unofficial Portuguese Map”

  1. Blanca Valbuena

    Hi Bruce,

    Pleased to meet you. Please do…I’ll join later – didn’t know a Portugal-Spain group existed 🙂

    Blanca

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