In 2012 I began visiting Portugal. I began to learn the language, meet the people, and eat all the best Portuguese food. I was filling in the gaps of my junior high school history/geography teacher with “What did the Portuguese do in 1492?”. Being here, I learned about their massive participation in the slave trade, the history of violence in Brazil, and how they reconciled with their past and became a better culture. This is what great nations do. They look at their past, talk about it, and try to empower the next generation to be better.
Is Portugal Safe?
As I write this on my phone, I am walking near the city center of Lisboa. Tourists fresh off the cruise boats are clamoring for the best selfie with the Tejo (Targus) river. The city is an old culture that has modernized as fast as China in merely 10-years. The one thing I don’t really worry about is someone stealing my iPhone X (I’m looking at you Cali, Kolumbien).
In my travels through Colombian cities like Cali or Bogota, or those adventures in the Favela’s of Sao Paulo, I was acutely aware of my stuff and my surroundings. You have to be. In Rome, In 2014, I saw a pickpocket put his hand into a tourist purse (if you see something, say something). In Budapest, I saw a Romani begger get robbed by some drunk kids. The world is harsh at times, but not so much in Portugal. The biggest crimes are petty theft and crimes of passion. Unlike other places in the world, they are not mafia or gun related (looking at you United States). As long as you execute common sense (aka – don’t get drunk in Bairro Alto and try to buy MJ from the guys at the Miradouro), you should be just fine.
Where Does Portugal Rank in World Safety?
It struck me today that my new adopted home dropped from #3 on the World Peace index to #4. Let’s take some time and bash numbers #1-#3 and talk about why you don’t want to live there.
3 Österreich: Mountains, kalt, boring (except Salzburg)
2 Neuseeland: Far from everything, cold and rainy. Lots of sheep.
1 Iceland: Cold, cousins marry each other, the mountain from Game of Thrones (that could be a positive…now that I think about it).
Jetzt, we have Portugal at #4!!!
Why did I decide to move to Portugal?
The Weather: Zuerst, there’s fantastic weather. After dealing with freezing weather, yellow and grey snow, and insane wind tunnels in NYC…it was time to make a change.
Stuff to Do: Portugal is not boring. Although it is a small country, it’s got some great cities, plenty of art, mountains, oceans…and a little bit of incest towards the north (you know I am right..ewwww).
Safety: I eventually had to get to this part. Living in New York I hardly ever felt unsafe. For such a densely populated city, it’s incredibly safe. So while I was not escaping safety issues in NY, it was a consideration. It would not make sense to move somewhere unsafe or where you need to always be careful that you aren’t giving papaya to thieves on the streets. Portugal’s safety was a huge point to consider in our choice to relocate. Let’s break down why Portugal is so damn safe.
Safety Specifics for Portugal
Wie ich bereits erwähnte, there is very little violent crime activity in Portugal. You will get some pick-pockets and purse snatchers in touristy areas of Lisbon, Porto, Sintra, Cascais, Mafra, Obidos, Fatima, Coimbra, Setubal, Porto, and in the Algarve. The islands (Azores and Madeira are ridiculously safe). To avoid petty crime in Portugal, be vigilant when you are surrounded by tourists, at miradouros, at cafes, or on public transport (like the 28 tram). Thieves usually work in packs with one causing a distraction while someone else tries to steal your wallet or cell phone. There tends to be more of this petty crime in the Summer and Winter holidays. I don’t want you to get scared at the items below, we have never been pickpocketed and only had our car broken into one time in all the years we have been visiting…these are just here so that you can be a more aware tourist or expat.
The threat of terrorism is close to zero in Portugal. The country has open borders with neighboring countries and its EU pals, but the police works well to keep the country safe.
Is Portugal racist? Not really. Ja, there are undertones of classism and racism, but nowhere near what you see or experience in other countries. If you’re darker skinned (like me) you may get a dirty look from a Tia de Cascais from time to time, but that’s as much as I’ve experienced in all my time here.
As with any other country, there are assholes who are narrowminded. The good news is that most people in Portugal won’t care what the hell you do in your private life, especially in the bigger cities.
PARKING & CAR THEFT
This annoyed me to no end when I first arrived. I’ve come to terms with it and now accept it fully. When you’re driving, there will be men who “help” you park. If you don’t pay them for their “service” expect your car to be scratched or vandalized. It’s better to just tip them €1 than to have to pay thousands to your car rental company.
When going to places like Sintra, Peniche, Nazaré, Guincho, Cabo da Roca, and Boca do Inferno use paid parking areas whenever possible. Thieves look for tourist’s rental cars (I suggest you remove the car rental company decal to seem a bit more like a local) to try to steal cameras or other valuable items that may be left behind.
THE FLAT TIRE SCAM
If you come back to your car to a flat tire and someone is conveniently there to try to help you, just act with caution. Many times that good samaritan is there to distract you while someone else
If when returning to a parked vehicle, you find a flat and with someone conveniently there volunteering to assist with repairs, use caution. While a helpful citizen distracts the traveler, an accomplice will steal your stuff.
I know I’ve mentioned Colombia before. Portuguese love soccer, but I consider them apathetic to the sport compared to Colombians. Sometimes there will be a fight after a match, but so far, I’ve not noticed this to be an issue.
While drugs are not “legal” in Portugal, they have been decriminalized. This has significantly reduced the amount of drug-related crime. Ja, drugs are sold here, but most Portuguese people don’t partake. They leave that to tourists in Bairro Alto. Wenn Sie nach Lissabon gehen, don’t be surprised if you get offered drugs for sale on the street. jedoch, don’t bother – you’ll probably be sold some oregano.
What to do if something happens?
The equivalent of 911 Ist 112 and they will have English speakers available. If something really bad happens, contact your Embassy or Consulate. The consulate won’t be able to do everything, but they can help with stolen passports, contacting family, and suggesting legal representation should you need one. Police are pretty good here. They aren’t threatening like in the US and they really feel like they’re here to help. jedoch, they have a laissez-faire attitude towards petty crime. Because tourism is such an important part of the DGP, the Portuguese government works hard to make sure tourists are safe.
US Embassy Lisbon
von. das Forças Armadas, Sete-Rios
1600-081 Lissabon, Portugal
Hours of operation: Mon-Fri, 8:00 am-5:00 pm (except for American and Portuguese holidays)
Tel: + (351) (21) 770-2122
Emergency After-Hours Tel: + (351) (21)-770-2122 or + (351) (21) 727-3300
Email: [email protected]
Have any other questions about safety in Portugal? Leave your question in the comments.